It's not me it's you!

Dear America,
I know over 65% of you were opposed to my health care bill but you just were not informed enough. You also are not smart enought to get all the benefits it will have. Please ignore your raise in premiums because now everyone will have health care even if you are paying for someone else. Also ignore the long waiting period that is sure to come since now not everyone is covered and waits are already toooo long. Now we have a debt ceiling. You are not smart enough to understand that I am going to now use the word revenue to replace taxes. If you do recognize this, I will demonize people that own small business that make $250,000 on their buisness and refer to them as millionaires and billionaires  and claim they are not paying their fair share. Yes the top 1 % of people who pay an income tax pay over 40 % of revenue to the Gov. but that is not enough. I will also bring up social security  and threaten the weak among you for political gain. I also like to bring up Ronald Reagan and act like I liked him even though I am on record in the early 90's slamming him. Ok I will let ABC who has George Stephanapolis who worked for Bill Clinton for years now give a non bias opinion on my speech. Good Night  I got to go get ready for my 80th golf game since being elected.
                                                                                                      Non-Sincerely your, Obama