Guinness Book of World Records and Obama

 President Obama is eligible for many records. Guinness might have to have book just for the O man and by O man I mean Obama not the 0 amount of jobs that were created last month. Here are some crowning achievements that he set records for: Long term unemployment, highest deficits, home for closings, golf outings, drop in home values, consumer confidence and the U.S credit rating.. Also set a record for the fewest time the media has been critical of a President. A columnist asked who could of done better? I know who. One second let me get a phone book open it up close my eyes and point at a name. The End

 

 

 

Future President Marco Rubio

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/07/30/video-marco-rubio-vs-john-kerry-on-the-debt-crisis/

It's not me it's you!

Dear America,
I know over 65% of you were opposed to my health care bill but you just were not informed enough. You also are not smart enought to get all the benefits it will have. Please ignore your raise in premiums because now everyone will have health care even if you are paying for someone else. Also ignore the long waiting period that is sure to come since now not everyone is covered and waits are already toooo long. Now we have a debt ceiling. You are not smart enough to understand that I am going to now use the word revenue to replace taxes. If you do recognize this, I will demonize people that own small business that make $250,000 on their buisness and refer to them as millionaires and billionaires  and claim they are not paying their fair share. Yes the top 1 % of people who pay an income tax pay over 40 % of revenue to the Gov. but that is not enough. I will also bring up social security  and threaten the weak among you for political gain. I also like to bring up Ronald Reagan and act like I liked him even though I am on record in the early 90's slamming him. Ok I will let ABC who has George Stephanapolis who worked for Bill Clinton for years now give a non bias opinion on my speech. Good Night  I got to go get ready for my 80th golf game since being elected.
                                                                                                      Non-Sincerely your, Obama

The Gramaticaly Challenged Blogger

Just as Moses was slow of speech I am slow of writing and grammar. However, as I been watching what is going on in the world I find a need to mock what is going on with humor, facts, opinion and sometimes just made up falsehoods that could possibly be true but never proven. Some might call me a conservative but I am more of a moderate......just kidding. I am an old school Reagan conservative who believes that people have it in themselves to make their life better. I believe in equal justice for all and not in social justice. I also believe the children are the future..oh wait, sorry I was listening to an old Whitney Houston song. I am excited to expose the main stream lies and enjoy my humor that about 10 percent of people get. My blog will develope like me as a child...very slowly, but one day in the far future I will look back at this day when I am President and will be able to tell America a bald man can be President.